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Selective Smile Oversized Heavyweight Hoodie
$79.99
Smiles are earned. Not requested.
You know the moment. Someone tells a joke that isn't funny, then waits for your reaction, then asks why you look mad. This hoodie answers for you.
The RBF face sits small on the front chest. "I'll smile when you're funny" sits low on the back. It's quiet until someone reads it, and then it says exactly what you were thinking.
Heavyweight, oversized and built for the days you'd rather be warm than polite. This is the thick, structured kind of hoodie that holds its shape instead of clinging.
- Heavyweight 10 oz (330 gsm) fleece, with a 70/30 cotton-poly blend and a 100% cotton face
- Oversized, boxy fit with drop shoulders
- Double-layer hood, no drawcord
- Fit tip: take your usual size for a roomy, oversized look
Less talking. More peace.